The other day, I paid the rent in the building company's office. Every time I go in there, they panic,


"Oh No! The monster has escaped!"

"Look at his big belly!"

"He's eaten the poor little lady that looks after him!"


Then I give them the rent money and beat my chest and roar a little.


"Quick, give him a hand-towel and bow a lot!"

This makes me happy and so I run back home waving my hand-towel above my head and barking.